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You're right, but just because Donkey Kong is much better than it.



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And it seems a dude some posts above me made a thread just so he could rant as well.



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oo can you play Castlevania and rant about that next?



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fuckyou said:

(Disregard my broken posts above. My internet does not like this site for some reason and keeps screwing up my damn posts.)

pizzahut451 said:
Farmageddon said:
pizzahut451 said:
Farmageddon said:


As I said before, not liking SMB3 as much isn't the hard part to understand, but thinking so low of the game. Well, opinions are opinions.

How much out of ten would you score SMB3? Can you compare it to games which are universally considered bad?

And really, are you sure you can properly control Mario? :P


- 100/10. Thats how high would i rate it (notice the minus in front of 100)

And how hard it is to controll a side scrolling platformer?

I'm just rying to understand. I supposed not being able to control Mario was the only explanation to hate it so muh.

"-100/10" sounds like a completely broken game to me.If you said you have no fun with it, well, ok, but this sounds like it actually pains you to play the game.

Tell me, what does it do so wrong that Crash does so much better and what's so great about Crash that SMB3 sucks at?

I suffred serious brain damage while playing this.

AS for Crash

Better jump mechanics

MUCH MUCH better level design ( Ever heard of a 3D nintendo?)

Much better replay value

More loveable characters

Gazillion times better boss fights




Wow, well aren't you a fucking idiot? NES can't handle 3D platforming because it's a fucking 8-bit console. NES has limitations so why the fuck are you criticizing SMB3 for being 2D? And by the way, 3D doesn't always means better than 2D. I bet your favorite Sonic game is one of the shitty games such as Sonic 06.

Oh and since you are so ignorant, I would love to point out how fucking more retarded you are. Nintendo DID make 3D Mario games for the N64 and beyond. Ever heard of Mario 64, mother fucker? Probably didn't since you're such an ignorant piece of shit who can't play video games except for Bobby Kotick's (aka greedy faggot who overcharges everyone with shitty DLC) shit games such as Call of Duty.


And you... suffering brain damage while playing that game? Pffft, don't make me laugh. Judging by your posts, you are already suffering brain damage because you are so god damned retarded. Go back to gamefaqs you dumbass.


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cloud1161 said:

sounds like to me someone is used to modern gaming where it nearly plays the game for you instead of actually using talent to play it

I have over 1000 trophies and 10 platinums on PS3, so so much for not having talent.



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pizzahut451 said:
cloud1161 said:

sounds like to me someone is used to modern gaming where it nearly plays the game for you instead of actually using talent to play it

I have over 1000 trophies and 10 platinums on PS3, so so much for not having talent.


so because you have a lot of free time you have talent? I don't think it works like that. having a lot of trophies/achievements doesn't mean you have talent just that you played a lot of modern games...



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pizzahut451 said:
cloud1161 said:

sounds like to me someone is used to modern gaming where it nearly plays the game for you instead of actually using talent to play it

I have over 1000 trophies and 10 platinums on PS3, so so much for not having talent.

Pfft. Trophies and acheivements are nothing but placebos. Finish Contra without the Konami code and then I'll take you seriously.



Bobbuffalo said:
pizzahut451 said:
cloud1161 said:

sounds like to me someone is used to modern gaming where it nearly plays the game for you instead of actually using talent to play it

I have over 1000 trophies and 10 platinums on PS3, so so much for not having talent.

Pfft. Trophies and acheivements are nothing but placebos. Finish Contra without the Konami code and then I'll take you seriously.

Finish Bioshock on Survivior diffuculty without using vita chambers (without dying) and ill take you seriously



zarx said:
pizzahut451 said:
cloud1161 said:

sounds like to me someone is used to modern gaming where it nearly plays the game for you instead of actually using talent to play it

I have over 1000 trophies and 10 platinums on PS3, so so much for not having talent.


so because you have a lot of free time you have talent? I don't think it works like that. having a lot of trophies/achievements doesn't mean you have talent just that you played a lot of modern games...


you dont need lot of free time when you have talent >