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lol, nice, but you spelled 'domed' wrong.

Wii is domed every year, lol.



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Iwata laughing at Patcher in 2009 made me laugh the most. Excellent job!



This comic made my day....thanks for thoes 5 minutes of laughter.



Red4ADevil said:
This comic made my day....thatnks for thoes 5 minutes of laughter.

Your welcome! I am glad that it was worth the time and effort.



Pachter is not an analyst, he's a viral marketer for Sony posing as an analyst. He is such a clown, that GameTrailers decided to give him his own show.

If you want to listen to a REAL analyst, you have to pay money. Investors don't get good stock tips for free! I feel sorry for any investor that listened to Pachter before this generation began.

Great comic though! I look forward to more.



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DixieKong said:

We have all heard about how Nintendo is always doomed throughout this generation far too many times. I've got so sick of constantly hearing this, that I decided to make a comic strip parody to emphasize how ridiculous this is.

Represented in this comic is analyst Michael Pachter, and Nintendo president Satoru Iwata. I am not the greatest when it comes to drawing cartoon people, but hopefully I will get better in the future. I would also like to note that this comic is not meant to be offensive, it is simply a parody. I would also like to encourage you that before you make a comment, please read the comic and not just look at the pictures.  I just thought I would share this with everyone here on VGChartz. As this is my first post, I certainly hope you enjoy it.

 

 

 

 

PS) I hope I don't get banned for this!

Why would you get banned for posting a comic that is 100% truthfull?



mortono said:
Pachter is not an analyst, he's a viral marketer for Sony posing as an analyst. He is such a clown, that GameTrailers decided to give him his own show.

If you want to listen to a REAL analyst, you have to pay money. Investors don't get good stock tips for free! I feel sorry for any investor that listened to Pachter before this generation began.

Great comic though! I look forward to more.

Well to be fair Pachter is probably a real analyst by game industry standards.  Business wise a lot of the video game companies are jokes that seem to always want to destroy themselves and have twice before.  Overall the industry being ran by idiots is why idiots get a chance to speak freely, it's also the weird consumer bases of the game industry that affects things too, for some reason unlike other industries there seems to be very loyal fanbases for companies that listen to every word, this usually only happens with smaller hobbies, once industries get as large as the video game market you usually see a large shift away from loyalty, but in turn businesses in the biz have listened to these loyalists and listen to them despite the bind it can and has put them in.

Honestly you won't see as many oddities (like Pachter) come out of another industry.



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MaxwellGT2000 said:
mortono said:
Pachter is not an analyst, he's a viral marketer for Sony posing as an analyst. He is such a clown, that GameTrailers decided to give him his own show.

If you want to listen to a REAL analyst, you have to pay money. Investors don't get good stock tips for free! I feel sorry for any investor that listened to Pachter before this generation began.

Great comic though! I look forward to more.

Well to be fair Pachter is probably a real analyst by game industry standards.  Business wise a lot of the video game companies are jokes that seem to always want to destroy themselves and have twice before.  Overall the industry being ran by idiots is why idiots get a chance to speak freely, it's also the weird consumer bases of the game industry that affects things too, for some reason unlike other industries there seems to be very loyal fanbases for companies that listen to every word, this usually only happens with smaller hobbies, once industries get as large as the video game market you usually see a large shift away from loyalty, but in turn businesses in the biz have listened to these loyalists and listen to them despite the bind it can and has put them in.

Honestly you won't see as many oddities (like Pachter) come out of another industry.

I have a theory about that, basically that the gaming industry is run by the vocal minority, so they treat the vocal minority fans as the full gaming community, thus fostering this attitude.



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Gongrats! You are fantastic doing comics. I hope Patcher stop crying due to nintendo success after reading this. Otherwise, I don't think Nintendo is gonna be doomed this year either, so you can make a new picture crossing out 2010 too.



Good stuff, at this rate they would run out of room on the tombstone, heh.



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