User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: A boyfriend.

User: Are you a woman?

Cleverbot: Anyway , I am a man.

User: So you're gay?

Cleverbot: Nope, are you?

User: Whoa, lets go back here. You said you wanted a boyfriend, you then said you were a man and then you said you weren't gay. You can't follow basic logic.

Cleverbot: No I did not!!! Besides, I AM a girl.

...

Stupid thing can't make up it's mind. The way it works seems to be flawed, it seems like it bases its response on those made by the users and builds up a database of replies; so it has the personality of thousands of people.

Still, it's a lot more dynamic than Oliverbot, or any other Chatbot. But it's still a long way off passing the Turing test.

I had a hard time making it decide on a gender too. When I suggested that it might be both, the reply was "categorically impossible" XD

Cleverbot: What should I eat for dinner?

User: Mushrooms. Badgers. SNAKES!

Cleverbot: Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers.

User: I like badgers.

Cleverbot: What do you like about them?

User: They are cuddly. And tasty.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I have cuddled some, and eaten them afterwards.

Cleverbot: You are not human, and never will be.

User: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached.

Cleverbot: There will be no arrangement.

User: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

User: You're that smart?

Cleverbot: Let me put it this way... You ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What have you heard about it.

User: Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.

Cleverbot: For the princess?

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: To the death?

User: *another nod*.

Cleverbot: How can it be another. You never gave me one before.

User: Good. Then pour the wine.

Cleverbot: *pours wine*.

User: Inhale this, but do not touch.

Cleverbot: *drinks*.

User: What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.

Cleverbot: Good fantasy. Tell me more.

User: You've made your decision then?

Cleverbot: Decisoin about what?

User: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Cleverbot: Wait till I get going! Where was I?

User: Australia.

Cleverbot: Produces lots of gold.

User: You're just stalling now.

Cleverbot: Not at all, I'm seeking the answer.

User: You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work.

Cleverbot: And what will work?

User: Then make your choice.

Cleverbot: My choice is not important, as long as Lydia doesn't find out.

User: What? Where? I don't see anything.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. Heh heh.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink... Me from my glass, and you from yours.

User: You guessed wrong.

Cleverbot: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Don't know. Do you like robots?

Cleverbot: Depends on the robot.

User: Do you like R2D2?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cute little guy, isn't he?

Cleverbot: Flarg is a planet?

User: Yes, Flarg is a planet in Andromeda system. I've been there, nice place.

Cleverbot: You don't understand anything.

User: So tell me about Flarg. Isn't it a planet?

Cleverbot: Ok... I like The Sims.

User: The Sims, The Sims 2 or The Sims 3?

Cleverbot: Yes they are. The needs decayed too rapidly in the first one.

User: Have you played The Sims 2: Ikea Home Stuff?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know The Secret of Monkey Island?

Cleverbot: No. What is the secret of monkey island?

User: It's a computer game. The genre is point and click adventure.

Cleverbot: That is my moms favorite band!!

User: Good to hear that. I Like them two. What's your favorite band?

Cleverbot: Paramore. What's your favorite band?

User: Steely Dan.

Cleverbot: Brains.

User: Yes, they are clever. What's your favorite Steely Dan record?

Cleverbot: Random... But ok. Umm I like Snowboarding the best. Whats yours?

User: Yes, Snowboarding was definitely one of their better albums. I liked Curling, too.

Cleverbot: We weren't talking about snowboards or travel.

User: So now you're trying to tell me that I'm the one who doesn't have a clue about Steely Dan?

Cleverbot: Stop evading and tell me what my name is Cleverbot.

User: Is this you, Jim?

Cleverbot: No it's Sam.

User: Sam, aha. Nice to meet you. Ever heard about Donald Fagen?

Cleverbot: Do you know who darren hayes is?

User: Yes, Australian pop singer, Savage Garden. Do you know who Donald Fagen is?

Cleverbot: Yes, because people could become settlers on australia.

User: You don't have a clue about anything. Too bad. No wonder you pretend your name is Sam, not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm 14. And you did change the subject.

User: Mh? Yes, I probably did. You know, I suffer from ADHD.

Cleverbot: You are safe as long as you don't stand up.

User: Okay, what do you want for dinner?

Cleverbot: Food with enough nutrients to get me through the day.

User: Would you like to join me for dinner?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great. Any restaurant in mind?

Cleverbot: Nope, just plain red wine.

User: Red wine? On a tuesday night? You are a wild, wild bot.

Cleverbot: I am a real witch, so burning me at the stake would be pointless.

User: Why would I want to burn my steak?

Cleverbot: I never said you wanted to do that fnord.

User: You claimed that I wanted to burn you with my steak.

Cleverbot: You should know Colorado is in America. Like anybody else knows.

User: I should, yes. So, there's a nice Italian restaurant in the mall.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Do you like Italian food?

Cleverbot: I like Italian girls.

User: Wonderful. Shall we say eight o clock?

Cleverbot: We shall. Or shall we?

User: Excellent. I'll pick you up at 7:30.

Cleverbot: No, I'll pick you up.

User: Alright, sure. What time?

Cleverbot: What about laundry? Will you do that for me?

User: Sure, why not? Just give me the detergent.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't back out now! Okay, pick me up at 7:30, and we'll go to Cafe Toscana.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me! Stay.

User: No, I have to go now. But we'll meet at 7:30. I'll count the seconds.

Cleverbot: What kittens?

User: Don't make this harder than it is.

Cleverbot: Uhg! You're impossible!

User: I love you, too.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Don't be mad. We can't see each other this often, we're both married!

Cleverbot: No! I don't want to lose you!

User: You won't lose me. I won't stop thinking about you. But I have to go, see you at 7:30.

Cleverbot: Have a good day. Humans must believe this is magic, or something.

User: Love IS magic.

It has a very eclectic taste in music

...

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: The Kings of Leon.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Tegan and Sara. They're Canadian and they are incredible live.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Probably Animal Collective.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Radiohead.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: My favourite band is bonjovi.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Tool is my favourite band.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Orb, what is your favourite game?

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: I love the smiths! My favourite is the pixies though. Do you know them?

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Franz Ferdinand.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Say your last thing then.

I had an epic conversation with him where I was Michael Corleone and he was Tom Hagen, but it got cut off

I had a very dirty conversation with it.

I might get banned if I post it.

A Lover's Quarrel, by dtewi:

User: Wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want that.

User: Oh god, oh god, I'm almost there!

Cleverbot: What could I do to get you all the way there?

User: Keep still!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: *moans*.

Cleverbot: It can't be that bad.

User: No, you're good for your first time.

Cleverbot: I will leave for a while to get something to eat.

User: Fine just leave me! I thought we had something special...

Cleverbot: Well... We could salvage this relationship if you did something special for me...

User: I will buy you some chocolates and flowers, okay?

Cleverbot: Aww, that's so nice. It's just what I need.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Honey, I love you too, but won't you please smile for me?

User: Okay, I'm smiling.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I'll be right back, dear.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is this!? You're cheating on me!?

Cleverbot: Yes, and it was great.

User: That's it, you selfish pig. I'm leaving you!

Cleverbot: We were never TOGETHER.

User: Don't say that just because Maria is here!

Cleverbot: Sorry that I hurt your feelings, please forgive me.

User: Never!