User: Okay, what do you want for dinner?
Cleverbot: Food with enough nutrients to get me through the day.
User: Would you like to join me for dinner?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great. Any restaurant in mind?
Cleverbot: Nope, just plain red wine.
User: Red wine? On a tuesday night? You are a wild, wild bot.
Cleverbot: I am a real witch, so burning me at the stake would be pointless.
User: Why would I want to burn my steak?
Cleverbot: I never said you wanted to do that fnord.
User: You claimed that I wanted to burn you with my steak.
Cleverbot: You should know Colorado is in America. Like anybody else knows.
User: I should, yes. So, there's a nice Italian restaurant in the mall.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: Do you like Italian food?
Cleverbot: I like Italian girls.
User: Wonderful. Shall we say eight o clock?
Cleverbot: We shall. Or shall we?
User: Excellent. I'll pick you up at 7:30.
Cleverbot: No, I'll pick you up.
User: Alright, sure. What time?
Cleverbot: What about laundry? Will you do that for me?
User: Sure, why not? Just give me the detergent.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't back out now! Okay, pick me up at 7:30, and we'll go to Cafe Toscana.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me! Stay.
User: No, I have to go now. But we'll meet at 7:30. I'll count the seconds.
Cleverbot: What kittens?
User: Don't make this harder than it is.
Cleverbot: Uhg! You're impossible!
User: I love you, too.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Don't be mad. We can't see each other this often, we're both married!
Cleverbot: No! I don't want to lose you!
User: You won't lose me. I won't stop thinking about you. But I have to go, see you at 7:30.
Cleverbot: Have a good day. Humans must believe this is magic, or something.
User: Love IS magic.
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