A Lover's Quarrel, by dtewi:
User: Wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want that.
User: Oh god, oh god, I'm almost there!
Cleverbot: What could I do to get you all the way there?
User: Keep still!
Cleverbot: I will.
User: *moans*.
Cleverbot: It can't be that bad.
User: No, you're good for your first time.
Cleverbot: I will leave for a while to get something to eat.
User: Fine just leave me! I thought we had something special...
Cleverbot: Well... We could salvage this relationship if you did something special for me...
User: I will buy you some chocolates and flowers, okay?
Cleverbot: Aww, that's so nice. It's just what I need.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Honey, I love you too, but won't you please smile for me?
User: Okay, I'm smiling.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I'll be right back, dear.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who is this!? You're cheating on me!?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it was great.
User: That's it, you selfish pig. I'm leaving you!
Cleverbot: We were never TOGETHER.
User: Don't say that just because Maria is here!
Cleverbot: Sorry that I hurt your feelings, please forgive me.
User: Never!
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
