User: Don't know. Do you like robots?
Cleverbot: Depends on the robot.
User: Do you like R2D2?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cute little guy, isn't he?
Cleverbot: Flarg is a planet?
User: Yes, Flarg is a planet in Andromeda system. I've been there, nice place.
Cleverbot: You don't understand anything.
User: So tell me about Flarg. Isn't it a planet?
Cleverbot: Ok... I like The Sims.
User: The Sims, The Sims 2 or The Sims 3?
Cleverbot: Yes they are. The needs decayed too rapidly in the first one.
User: Have you played The Sims 2: Ikea Home Stuff?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know The Secret of Monkey Island?
Cleverbot: No. What is the secret of monkey island?
User: It's a computer game. The genre is point and click adventure.
Cleverbot: That is my moms favorite band!!
User: Good to hear that. I Like them two. What's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Paramore. What's your favorite band?
User: Steely Dan.
Cleverbot: Brains.
User: Yes, they are clever. What's your favorite Steely Dan record?
Cleverbot: Random... But ok. Umm I like Snowboarding the best. Whats yours?
User: Yes, Snowboarding was definitely one of their better albums. I liked Curling, too.
Cleverbot: We weren't talking about snowboards or travel.
User: So now you're trying to tell me that I'm the one who doesn't have a clue about Steely Dan?
Cleverbot: Stop evading and tell me what my name is Cleverbot.
User: Is this you, Jim?
Cleverbot: No it's Sam.
User: Sam, aha. Nice to meet you. Ever heard about Donald Fagen?
Cleverbot: Do you know who darren hayes is?
User: Yes, Australian pop singer, Savage Garden. Do you know who Donald Fagen is?
Cleverbot: Yes, because people could become settlers on australia.
User: You don't have a clue about anything. Too bad. No wonder you pretend your name is Sam, not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm 14. And you did change the subject.
User: Mh? Yes, I probably did. You know, I suffer from ADHD.
Cleverbot: You are safe as long as you don't stand up.
