Recently, there have been some people to seem to think Kirby Epic Yarn and that fluffly pink ball are better than Donkey Kong Country Returns, and even have the courage of saying that they will not buy it (as seen on the recent polls I made). So, I openly declare war agains those fluffy jelly lovers and show who really rules the Jungle
1- Donkey Kong is a realistic animal anybody knows. On the other side, what the hell is a kirby?
2- Donkey Kong is a defender of justice, while Kirby is a muderer who devour his enemies for his own selfishness.
Above: Kirby's as he truly is, despite having a cute appearance.
3- Donkey Kong isn't made of sugar neither made for babez:
Above: too much cuteness it looks like it is made of purpurine.
4- Kirby latest game shows that you can't die, rather that you just loose your munny, defiying any and all logic. This might bring massive suicides in children and stupid adults alike. DK on the other hand, shows how fragile life is by making every corner of the scenario a deadly trap, prety much like real life.
5- Kirby's threads suck.
6- There isn't a single cool person on these forums that likes Kirby and is cool, at the same time. DK has me, just that would be enough and I'm too lazy to talk about the others.
7- Just to help, I made a comparision chart:
This should show how much Kirby pales in comparision to a true platformer like DK.
Above: still the best game of the year.
