Yeah, we usually scream "Ja mein Führer!" during our climax and we always try to win the battle who is first! We also eat small children for breakfast. 

Depression tends to cause a loss of interest in almost all hobbies, but it definitely kills the sex drive as well. When I started emerging from the deepest depths of depression a couple years ago I was shocked to find myself actually wanting to get back into some old hobbies and even picking up new ones (I actually learned to develop good penmanship with a fountain pen, for instance).

I wish you luck with it, but whenever you can try to force yourself to be proactive in seeking solutions. 

Thanks Bro, what I do to try to forget the depression is spend time with my girlfriend, watch animes, read mangas, play some games, create threads here on vgc and of course working to keep my head busy.

I remember a video about a girl who visited a friend of hers. She heard him speaking to someone on the phone. He said that his wife wants to have sex with him, but he doesn't know how to do it.
In the next scene, the girl is lying on the bench, with a step-by-step plan of how to fuck her written on her butt. He asked her if that wouldn't be cheating, and she replied: "It's not cheating if it's a different hole."
It was so lame, yet hilarious.