Speaking of Canadians and weird porn. Pornhub claims to hail from Canada https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornhub
Pornography seems to be, by far, Canada's largest export: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_websites
Not bad for a country that might not exist!
Yes, I still hold to my convictions that Canada is fictional!
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.