FIT_Gamer said: Poem for my Bae
Oh how pungently swee is my OnionBerry,
Cute with charm like Clefairy.
Set my heart ablaze like a Fire Flower,
You are my Mega Star, my ultimate power.
Stunning your eyes have lost in deep thought,
Reel me in faster than a Hookshot.
You activate my Speed Boost like Sharpedo,
Instantly max out the HP of labido.
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny,
Gotta catch my true love that Onion booty.
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This is... perfection. If I was an Onion you'd win.
POEM for my bae
oh my love the onionberry.
we never really met,
until you started this bet.
already now you are better than any toothfairy.
although I already have a 1060 ti,
I will still keep looking into your eye.
I will let you know my secret,
I will keep looking into this thread frequent
never ever I imagened this kind of opportunity,
right in front our own vgchartz community!
I finally can play in 144 fps -
with your generosity delivered by ups.
I will not accept a 9, 9, 9
because this precious will be mine!
rig photo: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0By5SPvSQKL64MU5xZzdVay14eGc/view?usp=sharing
Burning Typhoon said:
What if we want to be a "better" PC gamer? |
yes, if you wanna be a better pc gamer too. even if you're not a hardcore pc gamer but you want to start here!
guys I'm reading the poems, I'll reserve my opinion but I'm reading :)
Neodegenerate said: But what if I just want more of the booty and the boobs? |
good boy
onionberry said:
good boy |
Good isn't the word I would use, but I will take it. ;)
Kirin_gaming said: Honestly, I don't think you will get many serious responses here.There only are around 10 pc gamers on this site lol... |
Maybe it's the incentive they need to upgrade. Not everyone has money for a graphics card. But, then, they probably wouldn't couple it with the correct CPU if that were the case... meh... I don't know.
guiduc said:
This is... perfection. If I was an Onion you'd win. |
You know, you can really tell who actually builds PC around here with compliments like that.
I'm going to enter tomorrow when i get off work in the morning. Do I need to PM the poem and pic, or just post here in the forums?
Burning Typhoon said:
Maybe it's the incentive they need to upgrade. Not everyone has money for a graphics card. But, then, they probably wouldn't couple it with the correct CPU if that were the case... meh... I don't know.
You know, you can really tell who actually builds PC around here with compliments like that. I'm going to enter tomorrow when i get off work in the morning. Do I need to PM the poem and pic, or just post here in the forums? |
here, I'll read everything.
*Reads title*
*Then reads 2nd rule*
All jokes aside, this is a very nice and very creative gesture, and I like poetry and wrote a lot for fun, but this feels a bit... weird? I dunno. I can't convey properly what I want to say for this.