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Vikki on 18 December 2013

Seece said:

Vikki said:

Seece said:
Sounds like more attention seeking rubbish to me. Nobody accidentally slips their entire fist up their ass.

You'd be surprised.

I would be, I've fucked enough guys and none of them have ever been anywhere near that loose. Spurge is talking BS.

Meh, I wouldn't know :P

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lolo on 18 December 2013

Seece said:

Vikki said:

Seece said:
Sounds like more attention seeking rubbish to me. Nobody accidentally slips their entire fist up their ass.

You'd be surprised.

I would be, I've fucked enough guys and none of them have ever been anywhere near that loose. Spurge is talking BS.

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Exile1987 on 18 December 2013

lolo said:

Seece said:

Vikki said:

Seece said:
Sounds like more attention seeking rubbish to me. Nobody accidentally slips their entire fist up their ass.

You'd be surprised.

I would be, I've fucked enough guys and none of them have ever been anywhere near that loose. Spurge is talking BS.

"Small Hands"

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man-bear-pig on 18 December 2013

Seece said:
Sounds like more attention seeking rubbish to me. Nobody accidentally slips their entire fist up their ass.

He never said he succeeded. Just that he attempted and it resulted in "severe anal tearage" hah

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kopstudent89 on 18 December 2013

*Reads OP's post. Slowly walks away from laptop.*

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Talal on 18 December 2013

Hahaha Spurge threads do not disappoint.

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jmcoo7 on 18 December 2013

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mysteryman on 18 December 2013

spurgeonryan said:

Okay, so I had a really embarrassing sexual experience last night and since the chartz is the closest thing I have to family I'm just gonna post it here and I hope you guys can help me through it :S Here goes... Okay, so last night I was masterbating but no matter how long I did it for I couldn't ejaculate... So I remembered that I heard that some people "finger" their anuses when they're masterbating and that helps them ejaculate quicker. So I grabbed the vasilene and gave it a go...I started with just 2 fingers but this wasnt satisfying me, so I eventually got as much as 4 in (who'd have thought my anus could stretch so far!) and in the heat of the moment just as I was about to ejaculate I stupidly tried to put my entire fist up. This resulted in some severe anal tearage and my anus has been bleeding for the last 8 or so hours.. I'm too embarrassed to go to the hospital because I don't wanna have to explain to them what happened.. So can anyone help me?? I just want the bleeding to stop. Thanks.. No hate please.

The first step towards recovery is removing your fist.