hahahahahaha oh i feel bad for those people!! imagine waking up to a guy pissing on you. hahaha i cant stop laughing!

and thanks, curl-6 said it in one of my threads. i just had to put it in my sig, its just so true

I crapped my pants once while waiting in a line at Disneyland.

Yep. Waited too long, then ran to bathroom, crapped right as I entered. Thankfully this one had a sink/water and trash all in the same handicap toilet area. So I cleaned up and rejoined family in line.

Forced wife to keep that a secret by threat of divorce for over 10 years before I simply laughed it off and didn't care who knew. Good times.

Btw, your poll sucks. Where is M&Ms?

9th grade

-Red Bull truck came over during lunch.

-I got 3 for free.

-I didn't want them to get warm so I drunk them all.

-Language Arts class, reviewing pronouns.

-Bad affinity with energy drinks discovered.

-Stomach hurts so bad.

-Teacher asks me if I want to leave.

-Man up and say I'm good.

-5 minutes later, I can't take it anymore.

-Head spinning, I lean back.

-Cry havoc and let slip the biggest, gnarliest pizza/Red Bull infused fart known to man. It wasn't drawn out, it was just "Boom".

-Class is startled like a bomb went off. They don't know it's me.

-I say sorry very quietly.

-Class erupts. Teacher covers her face and leaves the room. No class for the rest of the hour.

i almost crapped my pants in school once. thank god i finally made it to a bathroom!

and hey! it doesnt suck! im leaving M&M's for another poll

Dang, I'll need to think long and hard about this one. Not many good stories at all.

i just love you man! hahaha

I love these threads because I love winning them--

Years ago in college I got incredibly shit-faced one night. I don't remember how I made it home but I did make it home in one piece. The next morning, I wake up in the bathroom in front of my toilet with vomit all over the toilet and walls, my pants off, and shit all over the floor of the bathroom. What was really upsetting was that there was vomit/shit on some of my DnD books that I had been reading on the pot (including the $40 Epic Level Handbook).

What I'm thinking happened is that I stumbled home and was going to take a shower since taking a shower usually makes me feel better when drunk. Midway through getting undressed I decide I need to vomit so I make it to the toilet and must have passed out while vomiting or something. While passed out I must have also crapped and then rolled over a times and that's how it got everywhere.

So I spent the next few days cleaning and bleaching the Hell out of that bathroom making sure no poo was to be found. Luckily that was in the apartment where I had my own bathroom so I didn't have to share that embarrassment with the roommates.
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And now for the disgusting part of the story: I sold those Dungeons and Dragons books to Half Price Books a few days later.

Things to learn here

1.Stay away from alcohol.

2.Your anal sphincter isn't as tight as you want it to be.

Fell asleep at a party and woke up in bed with my friend's dad. (Nothing happened! ...I hope.)

ohh wow.... i mean just wow haha. though sorry to say this but i preffer Dr. grasses story. his did include pee and he managed to pee on someone else, im sorry but thats just hard to beat lol

@bolded   0_o you devil!