9th grade
-Red Bull truck came over during lunch.
-I got 3 for free.
-I didn't want them to get warm so I drunk them all.
-Language Arts class, reviewing pronouns.
-Bad affinity with energy drinks discovered.
-Stomach hurts so bad.
-Teacher asks me if I want to leave.
-Man up and say I'm good.
-5 minutes later, I can't take it anymore.
-Head spinning, I lean back.
-Cry havoc and let slip the biggest, gnarliest pizza/Red Bull infused fart known to man. It wasn't drawn out, it was just "Boom".
-Class is startled like a bomb went off. They don't know it's me.
-I say sorry very quietly.
-Class erupts. Teacher covers her face and leaves the room. No class for the rest of the hour.
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/92109/nintendopie/ Nintendopie Was obviously right and I was obviously wrong. I will forever be a lesser being than them. (6/16/13)