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share an embarrassing story of yours. one that doesnt really embarrasse you anymore and you tell it when you want to have a good laugh. i'll go first

 

this story happened back in my senior year in high school. now before i go into the story i must explain something, my school sucked! honestly it was a really bad school. we barely took classes, only a couple of teachers actually took there job seriously and a lot of nonesense happened. though i can honestly say it was really fun, as me and my friends always hanged out joking around

 

so back to the story, we were in class, but we werent taking a class we were just sitting there and we actually started a truth or dare game, the bottle pointed at me and i had to chose between truth and dare, since i was tired of everybody pussying out and chosing truth then have to answer a lame question like "who do you have a crush on?" or "if you could kiss anyone in the class who would it be?" i decided to man up, and chose dare!

so my friend took my out of class, we walked down the hall way and we went to class of juniors. they where having a chemistry class and the teacher was about 55 years old. so i entered the class, and for some odd reason the teacher didnt kick me out for interrupting the class but he actually greated me like i was a guest or something. anyways i was here on a dare, i looked at the quiet class all staring at me, which btw was filled with HOT CHICKS, i turned around. stuck my body to the wall, and humped it. yes i tried to have sex with the wall. everybody just stayed quiet, everybody was just speachless. i walked out the door and started laughing with my friends.

though, thats not the end of the story. after about a minute the teacher called me back in. and there was this really buff guy standing next to the teacher, the teacher asked me to do the same move again. i looked at the teacher, then at the guy "you're gonna hit me while i do it right?" i asked. "no no! he isnt going to do anything to you" the teacher replied, yet i knew he was full of shit. i proceeded to hump the wall, again, in a room filled with hot chicks. and after the third hump BAMN! that buff guy punched me on the back, it didnt really hurt though, then i left the class, laughing of course. 

anyways whats your story?



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I've never really done anything embarrassing I guess one time I went to class with my shirt inside out and a couple of people started to laugh about it. I know not a very good story I know.



NobleTeam360 said:
I've never really done anything embarrassing I guess one time I walked went to class with my shirt inside out and a couple of people started to laugh about it. I know not a very good story I know.


lol something like that once happened to me. i was going to get some glasses with friends. we just decided to leave the house and go do some stuff. i put the shirt and we went out, when i was crossing the street to reach the glasses place, i noticed i was wearing it inside out. went to a resturant and changed it back lol



pezus said:
Wait, what happened to the buff guy??


nothing, he just hit me on my back. we werent really friends but we were cool. ohh your thinking what did the school do to him? nothing as i said my school sucked ass



bananaking21 said:
NobleTeam360 said:
I've never really done anything embarrassing I guess one time I walked went to class with my shirt inside out and a couple of people started to laugh about it. I know not a very good story I know.


lol something like that once happened to me. i was going to get some glasses with friends. we just decided to leave the house and go do some stuff. i put the shirt and we went out, when i was crossing the street to reach the glasses place, i noticed i was wearing it inside out. went to a resturant and changed it back lol


Lol it happens to the best of us. 



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pezus said:
bananaking21 said:
pezus said:
Wait, what happened to the buff guy??


nothing, he just hit me on my back. we werent really friends but we were cool. ohh your thinking what did the school do to him? nothing as i said my school sucked ass

No, it just seems like there's something missing here in the story:

i looked at the teacher, then at the guy "you're gonna hit me while i do it right?" i asked. "no no! he isnt going to do anything to you" the teacher replied, yet i knew he was full of shit. i proceeded to hump the wall, again, in a room filled with hot chicks. [WHERE'S THE BUFF GUY??] i left laughing of course. 


oppps! ill edit it! thanks for pointing it out! and yes he did punch me on the back



Bulletform is quickest and best:

- Broke up with my first girlfriend. Went out to celebrate.

- Had a draught (that's 500ml) downing contest with the drummer of the band playing at my local hangout spot.

- He downed EXACTLY as fast as me (which is pretty fast let me tell you)

- Tie after tie ended in me winning... After 11 (!) draughts!

- I was embarrassingly drunk, tried to kiss a girl that actually liked me and wanted me, but she was grossed out by me. Don't blame the poor lass.

- Went to my hostel. Some blurry memories here and there. Ate some of my room mate's ham block and left it right there on the fridge with teeth marks in and all - fridge open.

- Literally the next thing I know; Woke up the next day. At 1pm.
- Room door open.
- Lights on.

-Stumbled blurry eyed to my friend's room next door.

-"NIC! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?"

- "Erm, what"

- "You PISSED ALL OVER YOUR ROOM MATE!"

So apparently my room mate woke up with me pissing him in the face. He tried to hit me, but couldn't see cause his eyes were burning. He said it took great resolve to not punch me. What a man.

I got fined 1/3 of what my pocket money was per month at that stage. I went the afternoon and washed his bedding. Bought him some fries and a coke to say sorry. Things were never the same again.



Dr.Grass said:
Bulletform is quickest and best:

- Broke up with my first girlfriend. Went out to celebrate.

- Had a draught (that's 500ml) downing contest with the drummer of the band playing at my local hangout spot.

- He downed EXACTLY as fast as me (which is pretty fast let me tell you)

- Tie after tie ended in me winning... After 11 (!) draughts!

- I was embarrassingly drunk, tried to kiss a girl that actually liked me and wanted me, but she was grossed out by me. Don't blame the poor lass.

- Went to my hostel. Some blurry memories here and there. Ate some of my room mate's ham block and left it right there on the fridge with teeth marks in and all - fridge open.

- Literally the next thing I know; Woke up the next day. At 1pm.
- Room door open.
- Lights on.

-Stumbled blurry eyed to my friend's room next door.

-"NIC! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?"

- "Erm, what"

- "You PISSED ALL OVER YOUR ROOM MATE!"

So apparently my room mate woke up with me pissing him in the face. He tried to hit me, but couldn't see cause his eyes were burning. He said it took great resolve to not punch me. What a man.

I got fined 1/3 of what my pocket money was per month at that stage. I went the afternoon and washed his bedding. Bought him some fries and a coke to say sorry. Things were never the same again.

LMFAO!! im still laughing while posting this! hahahahaha



bananaking21 said:
Dr.Grass said:
Bulletform is quickest and best:

- Broke up with my first girlfriend. Went out to celebrate.

- Had a draught (that's 500ml) downing contest with the drummer of the band playing at my local hangout spot.

- He downed EXACTLY as fast as me (which is pretty fast let me tell you)

- Tie after tie ended in me winning... After 11 (!) draughts!

- I was embarrassingly drunk, tried to kiss a girl that actually liked me and wanted me, but she was grossed out by me. Don't blame the poor lass.

- Went to my hostel. Some blurry memories here and there. Ate some of my room mate's ham block and left it right there on the fridge with teeth marks in and all - fridge open.

- Literally the next thing I know; Woke up the next day. At 1pm.
- Room door open.
- Lights on.

-Stumbled blurry eyed to my friend's room next door.

-"NIC! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?"

- "Erm, what"

- "You PISSED ALL OVER YOUR ROOM MATE!"

So apparently my room mate woke up with me pissing him in the face. He tried to hit me, but couldn't see cause his eyes were burning. He said it took great resolve to not punch me. What a man.

I got fined 1/3 of what my pocket money was per month at that stage. I went the afternoon and washed his bedding. Bought him some fries and a coke to say sorry. Things were never the same again.

LMFAO!! im still laughing while posting this! hahahahaha


Thanks! I wasn't even embellishing ;)

Few other really crazy things happened that night. And get this, I was the THIRD guy that year to piss on his room mate! SHAT!

*nice quote in your sig*



@OP

would've been cool if that was caught on someone's phone cam.