bananaking21 said:
Dr.Grass said:
Bulletform is quickest and best:
- Broke up with my first girlfriend. Went out to celebrate.
- Had a draught (that's 500ml) downing contest with the drummer of the band playing at my local hangout spot.
- He downed EXACTLY as fast as me (which is pretty fast let me tell you)
- Tie after tie ended in me winning... After 11 (!) draughts!
- I was embarrassingly drunk, tried to kiss a girl that actually liked me and wanted me, but she was grossed out by me. Don't blame the poor lass.
- Went to my hostel. Some blurry memories here and there. Ate some of my room mate's ham block and left it right there on the fridge with teeth marks in and all - fridge open.
- Literally the next thing I know; Woke up the next day. At 1pm.
- Room door open.
- Lights on.
-Stumbled blurry eyed to my friend's room next door.
-"NIC! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?"
- "Erm, what"
- "You PISSED ALL OVER YOUR ROOM MATE!"
So apparently my room mate woke up with me pissing him in the face. He tried to hit me, but couldn't see cause his eyes were burning. He said it took great resolve to not punch me. What a man.
I got fined 1/3 of what my pocket money was per month at that stage. I went the afternoon and washed his bedding. Bought him some fries and a coke to say sorry. Things were never the same again. |
LMFAO!! im still laughing while posting this! hahahahaha
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Thanks! I wasn't even embellishing ;)
Few other really crazy things happened that night. And get this, I was the THIRD guy that year to piss on his room mate! SHAT!
*nice quote in your sig*
