bananaking21 on 20 March 2013
| Otakumegane said: 9th grade -Red Bull truck came over during lunch. -I got 3 for free. -I didn't want them to get warm so I drunk them all. -Language Arts class, reviewing pronouns. -Bad affinity with energy drinks discovered. -Stomach hurts so bad. -Teacher asks me if I want to leave. -Man up and say I'm good. -5 minutes later, I can't take it anymore. -Head spinning, I lean back. -Cry havoc and let slip the biggest, gnarliest pizza/Red Bull infused fart known to man. It wasn't drawn out, it was just "Boom". -Class is startled like a bomb went off. They don't know it's me. -I say sorry very quietly. -Class erupts. Teacher covers her face and leaves the room. No class for the rest of the hour. |
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