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I crapped my pants once while waiting in a line at Disneyland.

Yep. Waited too long, then ran to bathroom, crapped right as I entered. Thankfully this one had a sink/water and trash all in the same handicap toilet area. So I cleaned up and rejoined family in line.

Forced wife to keep that a secret by threat of divorce for over 10 years before I simply laughed it off and didn't care who knew. Good times.

 

Btw, your poll sucks. Where is M&Ms?