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So prepared to get all the facts and all the truth about Sony and there Fans.

 

First of all: You are a sony fan-Shame on you. Really you dont deserve to breath the air on earth because you supporting such an evil company.

Fakt 1: Sony is dooomed. It will never be profitable again no matter what the do. Thats a fact.

fact 2: Sony games dont sell on sony systems. And if they sell well than only because of its mass bundling.

fact3: Sony is the only company that did mass bundling other companys like Microsoft and Nintendo have never bundled there games they sell all of there own.

fact3: without mass bundling Uncharted 3 would only have sold 1 Million copys.

fact4: Sopny games must sell 10 Million to be profitable whyle Nintendo and Microsoft games onyl need 100k copys to be profitable.

fact5: God of War 3 is Sonys biggest game, bigger than Unchasrted 3 and Gran Turismo because those two games only sell because of mass bundling

fact6: Sony paid reviewers otherwise all there games woukld be critically failures

fact7: The PS3 is a failure because it doesnt managed to outsell the highest selling console of all time

fact 8: Sony fans always make silly threads to make the competition looking bad. They arent as kindly and friendly like all the Microsoft and Nintendo guys. I would wish Sony fans would be as smart as the other guys.

fact9: Sony has no killer ips. A Killer ip is only a game that sell over 10 million

fact 10: Sony has no game that will cosumers drive to buy a pS3. The only reasons why consumers buy a PS3 is because its more expensive than the competition and all the multiplats games that look worse on PS3. The pS3 exclsuives arent the reason why consumers byu a ps3.

fact 11: Vita has no gamez

fact 12: did i mentioned that all multiplat games look better better on X360

fact 13: The vita only handle PS2 graphics. So can we agree that Uncharted Golden Abyss looked like a pS2 game.

fact 14: the psp was a failure becaues it was Sonys first step into the handheld market and it didnt managed to outsell the DS or any other handheld from nintendo.

fact 15: Amerika= World. Another reason why sony is doomed.

 

So gyus have fun and bring on more ugly sony facts. The world and the peole need to know the truth.

 

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You call it a joke thread, but Sigmund Freud would call it something else.



Tell me what would sigmund freud call it?



SunofKratos said:
Tell me what would sigmund freud call it?

Psychological projection



kain_kusanagi said:
You call it a joke thread, but Sigmund Freud would call it something else.


Lololol!

That post was 10x funnier than the thread itself.



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SunofKratos said:
Tell me what would sigmund freud call it?


Go read up on Sigmund Freud's theories on Defense Mechanisms, particularly the one he calls Reaction Formation as well as his related theories on Avoidance, Compensation, Humor and Passive-aggression.

 



Con= the playstation controller has not changed threw out the generations much.

Pro= Because its a super comftorible design.



 

WII U // PC // 3ds XL // VITA

Well the truth isnt always funny. Sometimes the truth tastes bitter.



SunofKratos said:
Well the truth isnt always funny. Sometimes the truth tastes bitter.


Hitler had an opinion too and called it the truth but we all know he was completely  crazy and a nutcase
Goes somehow for every Sony and Nintendo hater.They can't accept the fact we have games that use our brain for more than "HEADSHOOOT BITCH"



and let the flame war start again. LOL