Darth was right all along, i am a no longer the same guy =/

okay so Darth been saying i have changed since i changed my name from PullusPardus to Severance, and now after recent events in real life i realized something

i am an asshole....

and you can see why from these recent events that happened this past month. (WALL OF TEXT! , But you just have to read one of them to get the idea)

1) so my work mate just got a call from his fiance and he was happy and all, and he came to me randomly, full of joy and told me "do you know who that is?" and i told him "Who?" and he said "My lovely Sarah, were getting married!" and then i.... stared at him for a matter of ten seconds and then laughed quitely a little and he was confused then i was going to say something mean like "ha you are such a tool, enjoy spending quality time with that b*tch " but i only said "oh okay..."

2) again with the workmates but different people this time, so three of the guys invited me to a cafe for a coofee and cigarre and i don't really know why i said yes but i did, and then we sat down , and i barely talked a thing while they kept talking about their life and how their relationships are going and talking about random shit i don't care about and went on for 2 hours, and all i said were stuff like " oh nice" "thats cool" and then i had it and out of the blue i told them "seriously guys don't you have anything better to do, its 6 PM for goodness sake ,we've wasted 2 hours just sitting here" what was their reaction? , nothing... nothing at all.

3) so i asked this guy how did they do in their exam (and i don't really know why i asked) and then he said it was hard , and then he noticed that i have an accent and asked from where i was , and then he dragged me to his friends and all , and as soon as i saw them i went to myself "oh god why did i come here?" and then i acted like busy (even though i just told them i have free time all weekend) and then left because i am "Late"

4) so there is this girl at work who i bumped into her TWICE and she seems to be interested in me and want to talk or something along the lines of love and dating crap , at first she said "Hi there, hows it going?" and i ignored here compeletly , and second time she was "good.. morning...." and i said "to you too" and then i stood there waiting to see what the fuck she wants while shes being shy and all and then looked at my cell phone's clock and left.

5) two people found an apartment for me (because i asked them to) that is near to where work is, so after i got it , they said "we'll come visit you tommorow to check if ya need anything , okay?" kind of thing, so i went to sleep very late after spending a lot of time on "ze internetz" and the day after i got a call from them saying there outside, while i was too lazy, and barely slept, i let them in and then they started smoking, playing with my PSP, joking , watching tv ...ect , and after awhile i asked  "okay tell me, why did you guys visit me, because i am tired and have to take a nap." , and yes they never talked to me EVER again after that.


So there you go guys, i am a major asshole and i can't help it =[

and remember guys if i acted mean to any of you, then just get the fuck over it

Excuse the wall of text guys

congratulations and celebrations

"oh okay..."

Achievement unlocked : Accepted that you are an asshole.

And I thought I'd post these tits here because they are awesome.

wow... what the hell was that? a human like you shouldn actually even be alive, no, not even born in the first place, you rude little freak. i hate you so much i want to shoot you in your face and sell your brain on the black market.

lol, j/ks, but still, you need to be more nice people who are nice to you

im surprised any of those people wanted to be around you in the first place.

You seem pretty cool on here.  Totally unlike the you you just wrote about.  0_o

Now I'm never hanging out at your place!

Wait, you think being annoyed by people (at work) is being an asshole? Edit: Ignoring the girl was kind of bad, bet she was kind of cute. 

You have a lot to learn young asshole one. Edit: Number 5 was what an asshole would do. (I think I did that to my friends a couple of times, given they typically were at my house for 4-8 hours...)

Also Dennis Leary

I always meant it as a joke

But at least you see what mistakes you have made to those people, thats a great thing because you know you shouldn;t make them again now

Severance FTW!