Glad I don't know you in real life. If you want therapy from the internet you wont get it or at least on a gaming forum.

Everyone I know outside of the forums thinks I am an asshole too!

And inside them too!

You just made my day.

I always wanted to be accepted by everyone the exact same way... as an asshole.

You use to be PullusPardus?

Why did you change?

So is this thread suppose to be serious, a complete waste of my time, or both?

I ask this because it certainly isn't funny. 

Hah, you really kind of are. You should work on it and become an XKCD described 'classhole'. Turn your mild flaw into sociopathy!

1. Makes sense, that doesn't make you an asshole (maybe laughing in his face is)

2. Learn how to enjoy talking to other pepole (even bumb pepole) - your life will be better this way.

3. It makes sense, pepole do that all the time, that isn't something that real assholes do, if someone, who I don't care about, is wasting my time, i'm gonna leave, and probably lie about it so I don't hurt his feelings.

4. It's okay being somewhat asshole-ish to girls, it shows confidence in yourself and that is something that girls are attracted to.

5. THAT's being an asshole :P

Sounds like stuff I would do.... You should become the dude from Fight Club!

well I always consider myself an asshole because I know I am selfish and mean, but I hide it well from others, you should get over it and accept your assholicness . Still, being an asshole openly is nicer than an asshole in disguise like myself