Wait, you think being annoyed by people (at work) is being an asshole? Edit: Ignoring the girl was kind of bad, bet she was kind of cute.
You have a lot to learn young asshole one. Edit: Number 5 was what an asshole would do. (I think I did that to my friends a couple of times, given they typically were at my house for 4-8 hours...)
Also Dennis Leary