ala "Being John Malkovich" (if you haven't heard of that movie, go look it up), what would you do?

I'd get on my mod controls, rename the site BugriChartz, spread the propaganda everywhere so ioi can't change it back anymore, and then ban Kantor.

I'd undertrack Metal Gear Solid 4 like crazy, and I'd also ban Kantor.

I'd fire all of the admins, mods and contributors and hire Carmina for all three positions, and I would also ban Kantor.

Probably just impose a post minimum for creating a thread and maybe limit the number of threads you can create a day. And make a few of the worst fanboys from all 3 groups mods for a day just to see the havoc.

Will I be online for these fifteen minutes?

i'll bring back crazzyman and zorrox and ban kantor.

I'll make Badgenome admin, and default all of Soriku's posts back to 0.

I'd post software numbers for black friday week, and unban doucheongames bruceongames.

I'd make a PRESS RELEASE & rename VGchartz to UnReal Chartz!

Then I'd ban bugrimmar!

make a nonflash version of the total sales by system chart so i can see it on my phone >.> aaand spread vgchartz propaganda ... also why all the kantor hate? is there some inside joke im missing?