SHMUPGurus on 28 October 2009
It's been a while since I received one and I wanted to post the newest one I got on my YouTube account. The title said "YO WHAT'S UP LONG TIME NO SEE," but I have no clue who the guy/girl is supposed to be. Be warned, it's very intense:
"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID KID! GET A FUCKING LIFE ALL YOU DO IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND UPLOAD STUPID VIDEO'S OF YOU PLAYING THEM! YOUR FUCKED UP YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M GUESSING YOUR NO WAY NEAR THE AGE OF 12 AND IF YOUR YOU NEED HELP YOU PIECE OF SHIT! MAKING STUPID VIDEO GAME VIDS OF NOT GETTING HIT WTF?? YOU HAVE NO LIFE KID TAKING UP SPACE ON YOUTUBE WITH THIS STUPID SHIT! DON'T KNOW WHY YOUSHIT DOSEN'T BANNED STUPID ASSHOLES LIKE YOU! DO US A FAVOR GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT! WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT USERNAME SHUMPSHIT WTF IS THAT! PEOPLE LIKE YOU JUST TICK ME OFF BUT WHAT CAN I DO JUST SEND A STUPID THREATNING MESSAGE AND THAT'S IT!
I SWEAR IF I EVER KNEW WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVED I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME! TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB YOU 50 TIMES IN YOUR FUCKING FACE THEN TAKE MY GUN AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKED UP DICK OFF SO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYMORE UGLY AND DUMB BITCHES AS YOURSELF! THEN FEED YOUR DEAD BODY TO THE CROCODILES SO THE WATER BECOMES BLOOD OR PISS AND TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR DEAD BODY WHICHEVER BUT SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE I GOTTA HOPE THAT SOMEONE DOES THE JOB FOR ME! I HOPE GUNSHOTS COME FLYING TOWARDS YOUR FACE BITCH!"
I SWEAR IF I EVER KNEW WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVED I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME! TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB YOU 50 TIMES IN YOUR FUCKING FACE THEN TAKE MY GUN AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKED UP DICK OFF SO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYMORE UGLY AND DUMB BITCHES AS YOURSELF! THEN FEED YOUR DEAD BODY TO THE CROCODILES SO THE WATER BECOMES BLOOD OR PISS AND TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR DEAD BODY WHICHEVER BUT SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE I GOTTA HOPE THAT SOMEONE DOES THE JOB FOR ME! I HOPE GUNSHOTS COME FLYING TOWARDS YOUR FACE BITCH!"
SHUMPShit, that's pretty cool. 
Anyways, guess I'll be updating this thread every once in a while to laugh a bit (feeling kind of down right now... so this is just perfect!).
Random game thought :
Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...
