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Chief has the defense. Samus has the offense.

That said, I'll with Samus because it takes more than a sticky grenade to defeat her.



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c03n3nj0 said:
Samus. She could use her lady skills to distract MC. And then turn into a morph ball and slam right into his morph balls, thus destroying his manhood. At that point I wouldn't want to fight and just shoot myself in the head, if I was Master Chief.

There's only one glitch in this clever plan: the lost member of Village People distracted by lady skills?    

 



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In the end Samus will win and escape and another poor planet will be destroyed.



 

Yea, I think it is pretty obvious Samus would win. I was just testing you guys.



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Samus and her amazing weapons + energy tanks vs Master Chief?

I love Halo... but c'mon. Not even a match.



Master Chief has a rocket launcher....so Master Chief.



Snesboy said:
Master Chief has a rocket launcher....so Master Chief.

-YOUR NAME IS SNES BOY AND YOU THINK MASTER CHIEF WOULD WIN????



Samus, but it could be close. Master chief can't really contend with that weird morph ball stuff...



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It goes like this-

Samus vs. Master Chief: She shoots him in his weak spot, killing him, and then escapes while his home planet explodes.

Samus vs. Sephiroth: She shoots him in his weak spot, killing him, and then escapes while his home planet explodes.

Samus vs Bobby Fischer: She takes his queen with her knight, then She shoots him in his weak spot, killing him, and then escapes while his home planet explodes.

Samus vs. Ash from Pokemon: She summons missile. Shoot's Pikachu and Ash in their weak spots, killing them, and then escapes while their home planet explodes.


If nothing else, she's consistent. The lady's destroyed more planets than Unicron. It doesn't matter who's name was in the title of this thread. The result is still the same.