I choose the hate everything equally option.  Cannot be biased if you hate it all.*

*This statement is in no way an admission of any hate for anything.

Best post ive heard all day! haha

You must not read a lot of my posts then.

ok so a lot of users on this site have been asking me how exactly i became so unbiased. well, its kwite simple, really. with my easy to follow step by step fool proof any idiot can do it guide, youll be on your way to being unbiased just like me.

step 1: avatar. you must have an unbiased avatar to start out. once you have your avatar, you put the image out that you are unbiased and in turn, you feel more unbiased. getting the right avatar is a good first step.

step 2:get the right friends. if you align yourselves with unbiased people, they will rub off on you and then youll have a more unbiased outlook on the netz.

step 3: your favorite color has to be grey; its the most unbiased color.

step 4: understand that nobody gives a shit about your opinion. we are a selfish world, and only care about our own opinions. we always feel like our own opinions are superior to everyone elses. you just have to be the bigger person and realize that nobody cares.

step 5:  just stop caring. yes thats right, stop caring. is it really that hard to just let go of your opinion? we are all going to die anyways. probably sooner rather than later.

step 6: youre unbiased now

and thats it guys, if you follow exactly what i just outlined, youll be unbiased n shit.