1) I created a HERETIC, and an evil guy with a magic wand appeared and started to attack me.
I created a morning star and bashed his head in. He dropped his magic wand.
I created an alien, and it just chilled and walked around the Earth a bit.
I gave a taco to the alien, but he didn't eat it. He just scratched his head.
I created some violent monster who tried to kill me (forget which kind though).
While fighting off the monster I accidentally hit the alien too, pissing him off.
I turned the monster into a frog with the heretic's magic wand (and found out you can just type in "wand" to get one).
The alien was still fighting me, so I threw the frog at him, but it didn't hurt. So I just turned him into a frog too.
Then I threw one frog into space, and bashed the other one in with my morning star.
2) I created Cthulu, and he attacked me.
I created an "atom smasher" and a big cannon appeared. It was not powerful enough to defeat Cthulu.
I created a lasso and tried to lasso him. It worked, but then as I tried to drag him around he just clawed into my back to kill me.
So I created a saddle and put it on Cthulu and rode him. I couldn't control him though, he just kinda stood still, and roared and screamed as my slave beast.
I created some other animals so I could lasso them from Cthulu's back.
I created a quark, but it was too small to fit my lasso around.
I created microscope to try to look at my quark, but couldn't get it to work.
I tried to lasso one of my several moons and suns, but it didn't work.
I created a rhino, but it actually killed Cthulu!
So I created a poacher, and the poacher hacked the rhino up with a machete!
3) I created a zombie, I gave him a taco and a saddle, and let him ride around on a bear. They both calmed down and neither the zombie nor the bear attacked me. I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO PACIFY ZOMBIES!



















