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One time I was home alone for a weekend and I heard the sink turn on. That was totally freaky. I'm used to water moving through the pipes and making noises every once in awhile, but never the tap turning on by itself.

That's pretty messed up.

I was meditating and trying to have an out of body experience, I was literally trying to put my spirit out of my body and see myself from above. After quite a bit of meditation, I accidentally entered into a dark realm. I could move my head around and see this dark world even though I had my eyes closed. The dark realm looked exactly like my normal room, except with many details missing. I later learned from a spiritual dude the dark realm is at a lower frequency than ours but is parallel to our realm...

Anyways, the dark realm had a grey creature in it that morphed around. After quite a bit of weird morphing, it took a final shape, it looked like gollum from lord of the rings, but with better posture. It also had a hollow mask, like Ichigos off of the anime bleach. It disapeared after a few seconds of just sitting there looking depressed. Then a demon fetus appeared, and started entering my chest, and I could not stop it. I wasn't really worried, but I thought I should get the demon fetus removed. After some talking with a christian and a spiritualist, I was advised to accept Jesus to get his magic demon protection, and by the spiritualist I was advised to meditate using the white light from the realm of the light to remove the demon and help guide him to the realm of light to become a light being. I couldn't do either of those things because I don't believe that Jesus or his name has any magic voodoo that will protect you from demons, and I also was not spiritually advanced enough to enter into the realm of light(although I cannot enter, I still can draw energy from there) so I could not guide the demon there. So, what I did was meditate to activate my chakras and summon white light to empower my aura to the point where the demon was forced out of my chest, I focused my energy into a grey ball(grey energy is the destructive energy). I then put the grey ball of energy into the demon fetus, then burst him with the ball of grey energy. I felt quite a bit of energy release when the demon fetus was destroyed. I meditated on white light for about a week after that to remove the traces of the demon. The end.

You guys are all noobs to paranormal stuff, except maybe slimebeast. I personally don't like to do spiritual stuff anymore, I mean, I only have this one physical lifetime to be the human I am now, with this body, so I should enjoy the finite physical world when I am in it, not mess around with other realms. I mean, I sort of feel bad for detroying the demon fetus even though it was a parasite to my solar plexus chakra.

I was out of this world once.

I ate a bowl of chili and spent the next hour in a world of pain.

@WessleWoggle

Cool, interesting experience. I'm not going into details of my experiences here, but those 'realms' are really strange.

So only your head moved, u couldn't fly around?

.... i have.

Slime, I was only half way in the dark realm, I was still bound to my physical body.

How do you mean bound? You mean u wasnt completele out of ur body?

Did you see the silver chord?

I wish I had, I certainly believe in the paranormal