Did you had an paranormal experience in your life?

[WessleWoggle]

I was meditating and trying to have an out of body experience, I was literally trying to put my spirit out of my body and see myself from above. After quite a bit of meditation, I accidentally entered into a dark realm. I could move my head around and see this dark world even though I had my eyes closed. The dark realm looked exactly like my normal room, except with many details missing. I later learned from a spiritual dude the dark realm is at a lower frequency than ours but is parallel to our realm...

Anyways, the dark realm had a grey creature in it that morphed around. After quite a bit of weird morphing, it took a final shape, it looked like gollum from lord of the rings, but with better posture. It also had a hollow mask, like Ichigos off of the anime bleach. It disapeared after a few seconds of just sitting there looking depressed. Then a demon fetus appeared, and started entering my chest, and I could not stop it. I wasn't really worried, but I thought I should get the demon fetus removed. After some talking with a christian and a spiritualist, I was advised to accept Jesus to get his magic demon protection, and by the spiritualist I was advised to meditate using the white light from the realm of the light to remove the demon and help guide him to the realm of light to become a light being. I couldn't do either of those things because I don't believe that Jesus or his name has any magic voodoo that will protect you from demons, and I also was not spiritually advanced enough to enter into the realm of light(although I cannot enter, I still can draw energy from there) so I could not guide the demon there. So, what I did was meditate to activate my chakras and summon white light to empower my aura to the point where the demon was forced out of my chest, I focused my energy into a grey ball(grey energy is the destructive energy). I then put the grey ball of energy into the demon fetus, then burst him with the ball of grey energy. I felt quite a bit of energy release when the demon fetus was destroyed. I meditated on white light for about a week after that to remove the traces of the demon. The end.

You guys are all noobs to paranormal stuff, except maybe slimebeast. I personally don't like to do spiritual stuff anymore, I mean, I only have this one physical lifetime to be the human I am now, with this body, so I should enjoy the finite physical world when I am in it, not mess around with other realms. I mean, I sort of feel bad for detroying the demon fetus even though it was a parasite to my solar plexus chakra.