Rubang B on 10 October 2007
I hate snaking only because I haven't mastered it. I've like half-mastered it, so I can beat anybody who doesn't snake, but I get roasted by anybody who can really snake. But to say "no snaking" would be a bitch move because I'm just handicapping people who have mastered a technique I haven't. It's the same thing with all those wacky air-freeze wave-dashing crazy combo mojo shits in Smash Bros. It's how you separate the pros from the schmos.
Point being, that even the worst Mario Kart ever, is like what, the 6th best racing game ever? The new one shall be awesome.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.