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I mean, holy shit. What is Square Enix thinking? Names like that were cool when I was, I don't know, eleven years old? This is seriously even worse than "Edge Maverick". What are the other characters going to be named? Blade, Danger, and Bolt? I have never seen a name that has so simultaneously tried to be cool and yet utterly failed so miserably.

The implication this naming decision makes about the creative energies behind the game is so dire that it has cast my entire faith in Final Fantasy XIII in doubt. I thought this was going to just be a code name, but all indications recently point towards it not being one (or at least not for functional, widely used purposes.)

Seriously, WHY? Do they have THAT low of an opinion of Final Fantasy fans' intelligence and good taste? Even if the rest of the game is as incredible as it could possibly be, this will be the one turd that accidentally got mixed into the batter; no matter what it's going to make the entire cake taste a little like shit.



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Lightning is a cool name.

*Looks at your avatar*
Now seriously... Korgan is a sucky name



                            

Call her by her Kana/Romanji name. ライトニング"Raitoningu" Much better.



Why must JRPG female leads suck so bad?

Try being called "Snow" ¬_¬ that's a killer.



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Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?

lightening is her code name "Dia" is her real name from what ive read



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Cloud, Squall, and now Lightning. What do they have in common?



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They are silly...?



PS One/2/p/3slim/Vita owner. I survived the Apocalyps3/Collaps3 and all I got was this lousy signature.


Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?

Lightning is not her real name.

as for all the names

Warrior Of Light = Lame
Firion = Kickass
Luneth = sounds like a girl
Cecil = Kickass
Buttz = LMAO!
Terra =



It's hard to come up with names as cool as Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak so other games have just stopped trying.



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lightening is her code name "Dia" is her real name from what ive read

you mean Dia Walruva?  that one sounds like

Die Warlus lover!  , but they must have confused her name with vanille ......and she MIGHT be her sister -tsk tsk- same hair and look? -tsk tsk-