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stof on 12 March 2007

diamuerto said: I don't own a Wii, but you still can be impressed by my generally GREAT physique. stof said: diamuerto is from now on immune to any banning from any mod. I was extremely impressed with his nude pictures and hulk like body. I will go to the ends of the Earth to prevent him from being banned. This is stof and my word is final. This message is not valid in Canada. Trying to be sly, ehhh.
It has begun! I told you I can see the future of your bannings. And I've never been so glad to live in Canada as I do now.



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staticneuron on 12 March 2007

Oh mighty stof, please tell me of my fate as I have been led astray!



Games make me happy! PSN ID: Staticneuron Gamertag: Staticneuron Wii Code: Static Wii - 3055 0871 5802 1723

Sintinel on 12 March 2007

diamuerto said: I don't own a Wii, but you still can be impressed by my generally GREAT physique. stof said:
diamuerto is from now on immune to any banning from any mod. I was extremely impressed with his nude pictures and hulk like body. I will go to the ends of the Earth to prevent him from being banned. This is stof and my word is final. This message is not valid in Canada.
Trying to be sly, ehhh.
At least until Canada finally realizes it's not fooling anybody and officially becomes the 51st state.



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diamuerto on 12 March 2007

OOOO, Canada. stof, you know your were totally wrecked when you saw the not valid in Canada statement. I was wrecked when I you wrote it.



Xzbeat on 12 March 2007

stof said: Wii_gamer said: Ok, do me Wii_gamer. You're banishment was a simple case of strategy. How can I take over the boards while it's creator and cheif administrator still wanders free? Oh no, you would be a wrench in my plans to install Washimul as supreme VG Charts emporer. After a meeting with BenKenobie88, we begin a campaign of editing your posts to include obscene content and general snarkiness. Once these posts in which you lewdly assert that the Neo Geo will win the console wars are discovered, your days on the forums are limited. You will be missed my friend. But you had to go. I hope you'll understand.



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stof on 12 March 2007

staticneuron said: Dear diary,
oh static, your sig tells so much as to your character, and your future disgrace. Games really do make you happy. A little too happy. This love will start to leak into every aspect of your life. You'll begin consuming mushrooms, wearing ornate Master Chief style helmets and seeking hookers to heal yourself when injured. But it will be most present on VG forms. You're once detailed and thoughtful posts will slowly devolve into a series of game related absurdity. You'll accuse Kwaad of camping, berate Sintinel for his lack of dual analogue sticks and will tell the source that you refuse to talk to him until he adopts progressive scan. You're newfound lack of sense will be politely ignored for a while, but we will eventually be unable to tolerate it anymore. My warning message will be replied with "Forward Foward B! I just pwned you!" The last straw will be your final thread "Staticneuron's great thread of knock knock jokes" which consists entirely of 1's and 0's. Your banning will be only shortly ahead of your institutionalization.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

fishamaphone on 12 March 2007

Can I be banned too?



stof on 12 March 2007

Kwaad said: stof - just keep doing what you've been doing for me. That way you wont ban me... you tend to do the other...
Ahhh yes, Kwaad. I was dreading Kwaad's signing up for this. Why? Because this is where the whole thread falls down. You see, Unlike the rest of you, and despite his best efforts, Kwaad will not be banned. But don't rejoice yet Kwaad, as your tale is by far the saddest of them all. Things went just fine until the PS3 Europe launch. The console had the most dissapointing launch in history, with just 16 units sold, 9 of which soon appeared on E-bay. It was at that point that Kwaad Snapped. The next day he uploaded live footage of himself at a river with a bag of puppies, stating that for every Wii sold, he'd drown one. Fortunately for the cute litter of little golden retrievers in his posession, his threat was overheard by a passing local. Before Kwaad could drown his first puppy, he was lynched by a mob of pitchfork and torch weilding villagers. The Coroners report was gruesome, and Kwaad's legacy is one best forgotten... But hey, at least he wasn't banned!



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

roadkillers on 12 March 2007

NOT IF I BAN YOU FIRST!!! No but seriously whats the point of this topic?



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stof on 12 March 2007

roadkillers said: NOT IF I BAN YOU FIRST!!! No but seriously whats the point of this topic?
The point is some off topic funnery. Funnery which you should enjoy while you can, as I have seen your future, and it involves a banning. But not yet, as there are other's in line first!



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.