200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

[stof]

staticneuron said: Dear diary,

oh static, your sig tells so much as to your character, and your future disgrace. Games really do make you happy. A little too happy. This love will start to leak into every aspect of your life. You'll begin consuming mushrooms, wearing ornate Master Chief style helmets and seeking hookers to heal yourself when injured. But it will be most present on VG forms. You're once detailed and thoughtful posts will slowly devolve into a series of game related absurdity. You'll accuse Kwaad of camping, berate Sintinel for his lack of dual analogue sticks and will tell the source that you refuse to talk to him until he adopts progressive scan. You're newfound lack of sense will be politely ignored for a while, but we will eventually be unable to tolerate it anymore. My warning message will be replied with "Forward Foward B! I just pwned you!" The last straw will be your final thread "Staticneuron's great thread of knock knock jokes" which consists entirely of 1's and 0's. Your banning will be only shortly ahead of your institutionalization.