It must have more than one use, eating it.

Surely bacon is more practical than this, it must have more uses...

What else can bacon be used for?

http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg

to wipe your ass.

Wow, that bacon bra is the best thing ever... Now I have to convince my Vegetarian jewish gilfriend to wear one, hmm, any ideas?

Also, bacon could be used for suffocating small rodents

For drying our hands?

A spoon.

Good Good, Yes drying your hands and wiping your arse. I think we've effectively made paper obsolete. Come on guys, we're making history here. Keep it up.

Using it as a spoon or a fork is a downright brilliant idea.

How about using bacon as a ruler, a bookmark, or a flotation device?

ZOMG!!! We could eat bacon, by using our bacon to pick it up!!! How awesome.

Why stop there, why not extend it out to knifes, forks, nutcrackers, chopsticks... think of all the utensils we could make out of bacon.

Bacon jacket. A cheap alternative to leather jackets... anyone?