Come up with a new use for bacon

[highwaystar101]

SamuelRSmith said:
http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg

Wow, that bacon bra is the best thing ever... Now I have to convince my Vegetarian jewish gilfriend to wear one, hmm, any ideas?

 

Also, bacon could be used for suffocating small rodents