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insomniac17 on 24 March 2009
BladeOfGod said:
insomniac17 said:
theprof00 said:
if you've never jerked off, you've got problems IMO

Why? Just because I don't have an irresistible desire to satisfy my sexual needs, I have problems? Maybe it's just because I'm Christian that I've never done it, but I haven't. Nor do I ever plan on starting.

 

 Yes, yes you do. A big problems

I see. What is this "big problems" that you're talking about?

EDIT:

@WessleWoggle

Calling me a wimp isn't going to convince me to believe you, but links might.

@wfz

Yes. I'm not gay (I'm not saying any of you are), so why the hell would I want to see another guy's private parts?



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SnesTea on 24 March 2009

edit: I have never "masterbated".



blackstar on 24 March 2009

the better question would be how did u ?



theprof00 on 24 March 2009

^with a banana peel



blackstar on 24 March 2009

^ i meant how did u know about it ?



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theprof00 on 24 March 2009

no idea, it was an "itch". I could orgasm too, the way in which you can't continue afterwards. Then again I knew about sex when I was about 7 or 8 even though there wasn't anything that could have possible told me. I just knew...
Needless to say, I got in a lotta trouble in school lol, especially when I found out that girls were just as curious.



theprof00 on 24 March 2009

no idea, it was an "itch". I could orgasm too, the way in which you can't continue afterwards. Then again I knew about sex when I was about 7 or 8 even though there wasn't anything that could have possible told me. I just knew...
Needless to say, I got in a lotta trouble in school lol, especially when I found out that girls were just as curious.



insomniac17 on 24 March 2009
WessleWoggle said:
insomniac17 said:
BladeOfGod said:
insomniac17 said:
theprof00 said:
if you've never jerked off, you've got problems IMO

Why? Just because I don't have an irresistible desire to satisfy my sexual needs, I have problems? Maybe it's just because I'm Christian that I've never done it, but I haven't. Nor do I ever plan on starting.

 

 Yes, yes you do. A big problems

I see. What is this "big problems" that you're talking about?

EDIT:

@WessleWoggle

Calling me a wimp isn't going to convince me to believe you, but links might.

@wfz

Yes. I'm not gay (I'm not saying any of you are), so why the hell would I want to see another guy's private parts?

I never called you a wimp. IT was a joke, and even if it wasn't a joke, I didn't give you any links so you are not a wimp.

About the big problems, it's normal to masturbate. While it's not a big problem, you're just different from the norm.

But there's nothing wrong with that!

No you didn't, but I asked for links, and you said links are for wimps. That is implied, my friend.

And I know I'm different from the norm, because if I wasn't, I would be able to tolerate the people at my school much better. ^_^

But, that's a story for another thread. =)



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blackstar on 24 March 2009

masturbating was awesome :(



d21lewis on 24 March 2009
Gilgamesh said:

32, I was watching South Park and Cartman told Butters he needed a semen sample, and Butters didn't know how to get a semen sample so Cartman said just pull your weiner till something comes out, and so I gave it a try and it worked!

Edit: hey cmon I made a thread called How often do you masturbate and it got locked right away because apparently theres to many kids on the site?? How is this thread still going.

 

Your thread was perverted and disgusting.  This thread is informative and innocent.