how many times to do piss every day?

Please don't make a topic asking how many time people pee each day.

Ever fucked a cat?

Nope.  Whew.  I'm so glad I answered that, now I can sleep.

4 or something. When I was about 13 some weird stuff started coming out, and I made a big mess. Luckily I cleaned it all up and no one knew. That was also during the time when we had some illegal thing where we got every channel on DirecTV for free, which included the porn channels. And being a 13 year-old kid... Well, I'll let you guys guess what went down.

One day I ejaculated while I was asleep. I hadn't masturbated yet, so this was my whole life's worth of semen (up to that point). I swore that morning to never risk a semen spill in my bed that great again, and started masturbating regularly. I don't remember how old I was when that happened though.

But most likely I masturbated way earlier as an infant and/or toddler and I don't remember it. Like almost all humans.

Ah, such an excellent 5,900 post!

I think I was 16?

I didn't even know what I was doing... I ran across some ebony porn and it was a rap after that.