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O-D-C on 24 March 2009

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HappyPerson14 on 24 March 2009

ok guys i think i might have been ten, but im not so sure



theprof00 on 24 March 2009

I once did it when I was 7 under a bunch of opened umbrellas like an igloo in the living room. My mom came in and was like "wat r u doin?" I zipped up my fly really quick and caught the side in the zipper ouch!!!!



HappyPerson14 on 24 March 2009
theprof00 said:
I once did it when I was 7 under a bunch of opened umbrellas like an igloo in the living room. My mom came in and was like "wat r u doin?" I zipped up my fly really quick and caught the side in the zipper ouch!!!!

 

 

what els happned



theprof00 on 24 March 2009

like another story? or what happened after that?



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theprof00 on 24 March 2009

In my grade school we had desks with a hole in the bottom for some reason. I used to put it in there and play around with it when the teacher went to the board. I got in trouble when a girl asked me for a pencil and I didn't know what to do, opened the lid and then she just stared at it. The teacher was like, "what's so interesting in your desk Mr. nesser?" I said it was nothing and then she came over and opened the desk top and I panicked and pulled it out and fell on the floor.
Before that class started I tied my friend's shoes to his seat and so when I fell into his desk he stood up and then fell. Somehow, nobody noticed me putting IT away.



coolestguyever on 24 March 2009

lol 9?

I was 12 or 13.



Mirson on 24 March 2009

12...when I was browsing the WWF (now WWE) divas page.



mmnin on 24 March 2009
wfz said:
insomniac17 said:
WessleWoggle said:
insomniac17 said:
theprof00 said:
if you've never jerked off, you've got problems IMO

Why? Just because I don't have an irresistible desire to satisfy my sexual needs, I have problems? Maybe it's just because I'm Christian that I've never done it, but I haven't. Nor do I ever plan on starting.

I can tell reasons, physical, spiritual, and sexual, to masturbate.

Since you're christian though, It will go to deaf ears.

Physical - Masturbating increases and releases testosterone and helps you mature into a more masculine figure

Spiritual - Masturbation stimulates the kundalini serpent force at the base of the spine(doubt you believe in that kind of stuff though)

Sexual - It feels good and can be highly relaxing, and is good for ballsack health once you start producing sperm.

Yes, yes it will. I would, however, like to see some links for how it's good for you. Preferrably ones with no pictures.

You have a problem seeing another penis? O_o

 

Masterbating frequently helps prevent prostate cancer as well. It's healthy for your body when your masterbate, so I don't see why you'd be against it, besides your religious beliefs of course.

 

It does?!?? I don't feel so bad anymore.  In fact, I'll log back on in about 10 minutes. lol.

 




Serious_frusting on 24 March 2009
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