how old were you when you first masterbated?

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theprof00 on 24 March 2009

insomniac17 said:

theprof00 said:
if you've never jerked off, you've got problems IMO

Why? Just because I don't have an irresistible desire to satisfy my sexual needs, I have problems? Maybe it's just because I'm Christian that I've never done it, but I haven't. Nor do I ever plan on starting.

exactly, it always boils down to religion and repression.

same ideologies that have the jonas brothers wearing promise rings and blasting preteens with hot sticky foam.

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theprof00 on 24 March 2009

according to the bible you are gay if you play with it.

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I like Bacon on 24 March 2009

6 or 7 maybe.

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Aj_habfan on 24 March 2009

Right after I was born. The nurse delivering me was a hottie.

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J-Favs on 24 March 2009

I was 13 from memory maybe 14.

Pacman taught people to run around in dark rooms munching on pills while listening to repettive techno music and for that I somewhat idolise him.

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NinjaBlade360 on 24 March 2009

13 or 14

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insomniac17 on 24 March 2009

WessleWoggle said:

insomniac17 said:

theprof00 said:
if you've never jerked off, you've got problems IMO

Why? Just because I don't have an irresistible desire to satisfy my sexual needs, I have problems? Maybe it's just because I'm Christian that I've never done it, but I haven't. Nor do I ever plan on starting.

I can tell reasons, physical, spiritual, and sexual, to masturbate.

Since you're christian though, It will go to deaf ears.

Physical - Masturbating increases and releases testosterone and helps you mature into a more masculine figure

Spiritual - Masturbation stimulates the kundalini serpent force at the base of the spine(doubt you believe in that kind of stuff though)

Sexual - It feels good and can be highly relaxing, and is good for ballsack health once you start producing sperm.

Yes, yes it will. I would, however, like to see some links for how it's good for you. Preferrably ones with no pictures.

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