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Arius Dion on 02 March 2009

After reading all of the comments on this thread I have to say this site is awesome. Some of you guys made some hilarious comments, definitely needed a good laugh.

its a shame though, I guess as he was comin' he was goin...(drum rattle)



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Maynard_Tool on 02 March 2009

^ LOL at the comin' and goin' xD



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Baddman on 02 March 2009

meh i wouldnt want to have sex for 12 hours anyway getting a nut is the best part i couldn't wait 12 hours for that



Galaki on 03 March 2009

He ain't comin' after several times. He's be dried.



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Mirson on 03 March 2009



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O-D-C on 03 March 2009

^ bwahaha



angel.of.war on 04 March 2009

Wow, that would be one happy man! :P



angel.of.war on 04 March 2009

In Soviet Russia, heart attack has you!



Kantor on 04 March 2009
highwaystar101 said:
In soviet Russia Viagra takes you

You stole my joke which I edited out for fear of being banned for racism!

And it's COMMUNIST Russia, not SOVIET Russia!



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SnesTea on 04 March 2009
Esmoreit said:
Galaki said:

source

Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death

By BANG Bizarre

A Russian man collapsed and died after a 12-hour orgy.

Sergey Tuganov made a $4,300 bet with two women that he could last a 12 hour sex marathon with them both.

The mechanic swallowed dozens of Viagra pills in the course of the session to ensure he would win. However, minutes after the 12 hours were up and he was declared the victor, the 28-year-old had a heart attack, collapsed and died.

One of the women, who only gave her name as Alina, told Moscow police: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of viagra he had ingested.

Quick, someone make an "In communist Russia" joke.

Fixed

In communist Russia, Viagra pops you!

 

 

Win.