dreams are even wierder than that.   sometimes something will remind of a dream and then i will remember it....but several minutes later i will completely forget the dream again.  so the memories of the dream are retained, but inaccessible

Being gay is the best part of my day. lol!

-An atom is sitting at the bar having a drink. He says to the bartender, "Crap, I think I lost an electron..."

The bartender says "Are you sure?"

He replies, "I'm positive!"

-Wanna here a potassium joke? K.
-Two men walk in a bar. The first man says, "I'd like some H2O." The second man says, "Hey, that sounds good. I'll have some H2O too."

...The second man died.

-A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

-a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

the bartender says, "For you? No charge!"

-Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

A: H2O cubed.

-I told a chemistry joke once.

It didn't get a reaction.

-Iron man = Fe Male

Fuck viruses, if I want to illegally stream sports not available in America any other way a damn well will. Copyright laws can kiss my ass if they don't bring it.

Awesome experience at Gamestop at the mall in Augusta, Ga. I went to grab a copy of Crafting Mama for my kid and Arkham Asylum (360 version) for myself. The store was out of Arkham Asylum but the guy sold me a copy of Crafting Mama. At the checkout, I grabbed a copy of Game Informer with Zelda on the cover.

"Oh, you want that mag?", the guy asked. "I can get you a subscription and a discount card....." I cut him off. I told him that I already have the card and the subscription but my mag doesn't come all of the time (I think somebody at the post office is stealing it). He gave me the mag for free. Then he asked me about pre-ordering Arkham Asylum. I told him about my piss poor experience with Gamestop when I pre-ordered Gears of War 3 Limited Edition. He apologized for that Gamestop. Then, he called a couple of other Gamestops to track down Arkham Asylum for me.

The third one he called had the game in stock. Somewhere in the middle of all of this, we got into a conversation about gaming (which I always avoid to make people think I'm cool). The guy really knew his stuff. I was just impressed by the whole thing. Wish there were more employees like him. I even pre-ordered WWE 2012 even though that particular store is waaaaaaay out of my way. If I could have given him a 15% tip, I would have.

Garrett, you're the best!

Horror movie mode. So tired otherwise. I really need a good nights sleep. Comic Con is actually more painful than it is fun to experience yet I keep going back.

As a legitimate, distinguished scientist I appreciate these jokes :D

Tommy was a chemist's son
But Tommy is no more
What Tommy thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

I have a list of games to play. Don't know when I'll have the time, cos I need to start my honours project and I work 3 days a week/have uni 4 days a week.

Mass Effect 1 + 2 (borrowed)
Arkham City (need to finish Asylum too!) (borrowed)
Dragon Age: Origins (borrowed)
Fable II
L.A. Noir (borrowed)
Tomb Raider Underworld
Assassin's Creed II.

Also, I'm in love with my boyfriend's cheekbones. Awch.

Congratulations on your conversion to the Church of Scientology!!  Not a religion I would consider but good for you!  You should change your profile to a pic of you wearing a lab coat and some glasses.  It's the right thing to do:

^Johnny Test's sisters

Anyhoo--Earlier today, I watched a documentary on Netflix called "A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash" and I have never been more afraid of anything in my life.  The future is a very scary prospect.

I've made the decision to try and watch at least one documentary on a different subject each week.  Hopefully it will make me a better, more informed person.

I hate having sensitive teeth.

Shame man

I think I was an asshole to you recently (I am quite often too critical of people's statements) so sorry about that...

So I actually feel the same as you guys...

Some days I just don't want to get up. Then I get up and do NOTHING productive the WHOLE day and get depressed because of it. It's pathetic and weak and even though I don't like it, there isn't much resistance building up in me to try and 'fight the fight' if you know what I mean.

Now when I say 'some days' then it really means 'most days' lately. My professors have even stopped asking me why I don't come to University since they've heard all my lame excuses before.

You are not alone.

PS Where in India do you live? There are some magical places there that can uplift even the heaviest of hearts you know.