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d21lewis said:
-An atom is sitting at the bar having a drink. He says to the bartender, "Crap, I think I lost an electron..."

The bartender says "Are you sure?"

He replies, "I'm positive!"

-Wanna here a potassium joke? K.
-Two men walk in a bar. The first man says, "I'd like some H2O." The second man says, "Hey, that sounds good. I'll have some H2O too."

...The second man died.

-A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

-a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

the bartender says, "For you? No charge!"

-Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

A: H2O cubed.

-I told a chemistry joke once.

It didn't get a reaction.

-Iron man = Fe Male

As a legitimate, distinguished scientist I appreciate these jokes :D

Tommy was a chemist's son
But Tommy is no more
What Tommy thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

I have a list of games to play. Don't know when I'll have the time, cos I need to start my honours project and I work 3 days a week/have uni 4 days a week.

Mass Effect 1 + 2 (borrowed)
Arkham City (need to finish Asylum too!) (borrowed)
Dragon Age: Origins (borrowed)
Fable II
L.A. Noir (borrowed)
Tomb Raider Underworld
Assassin's Creed II.

Also, I'm in love with my boyfriend's cheekbones. Awch.