-An atom is sitting at the bar having a drink. He says to the bartender, "Crap, I think I lost an electron..."
The bartender says "Are you sure?"
He replies, "I'm positive!"
-Wanna here a potassium joke? K.
-Two men walk in a bar. The first man says, "I'd like some H2O." The second man says, "Hey, that sounds good. I'll have some H2O too."
...The second man died.
-A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
-a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
the bartender says, "For you? No charge!"
-Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
-I told a chemistry joke once.
It didn't get a reaction.
-Iron man = Fe Male
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