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-An atom is sitting at the bar having a drink. He says to the bartender, "Crap, I think I lost an electron..."

The bartender says "Are you sure?"

He replies, "I'm positive!"

-Wanna here a potassium joke? K.
-Two men walk in a bar. The first man says, "I'd like some H2O." The second man says, "Hey, that sounds good. I'll have some H2O too."

...The second man died.

-A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

-a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

the bartender says, "For you? No charge!"

-Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

A: H2O cubed.

-I told a chemistry joke once.

It didn't get a reaction.

-Iron man = Fe Male