*books GP appointment*

@ Serious WB, as soon as I clicked "play" on that video, my seven year old looked over my shoulder and started watching. I had to close down the entire site to keep from ruining her innocence!!

I wouldn't worry, women with prostates are kinda rare...

and scary.

SeriousWB, I disagree. It comes in handy (lol, a pun) when the dudes too nervous or things are too awkward for much to happen but a girl does not want to leave the guy with blue balls. Having used it in such a situation and the guy was done in

I sure hope cancer's not as hard as Bayou Billy, or else I'm fucked.  I can't believe you beat that.  I'd actually pay to see that.  You never cease to amaze me.

I disagree WB and Moon, I don't like one instead of sex, but I like it. It's usually not satisfying in that way for me but maybe for a really desperate guy it is. I also do not like the idea of getting a handy just because she doesn't feel like having sex. If she doesn't feel like having sex, she doesn't have to. Why would I want a girl to do something when she either is only pretending to like me and doing it because it's easier to do it and get out or do it because she feels pity for me. If a girlfriend or lovers ever pities me, then please shoot me.

great masterbation is now a moral dilema....

Holy shit that means I'm dying!

Why are you all talking like masterbation is a choice? o_0 I thought men had to do it ten times a day to stay alive.

If that is not the case then the cops in my area are way too lenient when it comes to public masterbation.