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d21lewis said:
If I go six days without sex or masturbating, on the seventh day, I will literally rape a sofa (sorry, sofa). I'm going to have to take my chances with the prostate cancer. I beat "The Adventures of Bayou Billy" on the Nes. I can beat cancer!

I sure hope cancer's not as hard as Bayou Billy, or else I'm fucked.  I can't believe you beat that.  I'd actually pay to see that.  You never cease to amaze me.