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Oh dammit! I'm sooo screwed!



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lightbleeder said:
Oh dammit! I'm sooo screwed!

u better hope not litterally...    O_o

 



crap---does this mean i will kill myself?



 

Lol maybe if I just wash my hands first ill be ok?



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1. Wii will never reach 50% market share.

2. Kz2 will sell 1.3 first week 3.5 LT.
Sales predictions for 09.

Wii - 69 - 72
PS3 - 32 - 34
X360 - 39 - 41


i thought it was supposed to lessen the risks of cancer!??!



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MrBubbles said:
i thought it was supposed to lessen the risks of cancer!??!

 

The first link that I posted sometime ago claimed it lessen the risks.

Which explains why a lot of posters have gone missing. I suspect they've died from prostate cancer.



Having a large amount of orgasms is actually healthy for your heart, so touche.



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We are all doomed!!!
95% of internet population will have Prostate Cancer...



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lulz at this thread



masturbate away. A life not spent touching oneself is a life not lived.