Well, this IS priceless. And people wonder why Sony fanboys are hated... :)
I love this (user) comment: "Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News."
I think its time to review the SDF review itself:
Bias - 10: Pure brilliance. Surely is worth a 10, as it would be hard to be ever more biased with comments such as "compressed to fit on a DVD", "let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version", etc. And of course the name (SDF) doesn't help...
Intelligence - 3: Although the review itself seems to be written better than the average chimp, the content isn't. Not only is the game itself completely ignored - along with controls, skills, weapons, AI, story, atmosphere (etc) - the review takes a measely 2 paragraphs. And the few things that are credited - graphics - are ironically the elements that the PS3 could do better. Dumb.
Humour - 2 (or 10?): The review is either completely devoid of humour, or one of the most humourous pieces I have read. But since I can't actually tell, I'll assume its option#1 - and it gets 2.
Overall - 0: Instead of trying to develop some credibility, in order to be taken seriously and reverse some of the PR issues that Sony has - the site/review has managed to do the exact opposite. The overall score is given the same logic/thought process that the SDF gave Bioshock itself. Well done SDF - IQ of 20 and dropping.
Gesta Non Verba
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