What about North and South America?

I guess if you count them both as "America", then maybe...

Um... North American and South Americas maybe? I actually meant the main part of the name, which would be America, but you do have a point, as they are separate continents. You get the general Idea though.

On a serious note: There is no theory of evolution, just animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I will allow Chuck Norris facts, as long as they're in good taste.

If Chuck Norris traveled back in time and met himself and they roundhoused kicked each other at the same time, the amout of godliness and deadliness that comes would be 4473 to the power of awesome, which would be 1.5 quardillion times more powerful than the Big Bang and would destroy the entire universe. And that's Chuck Norris on a bad day.

This is a commonly stated "fact" with absolutely no proof. I have never seen a shred of evidence to support this at all. In fact, it is possible to lick your elbow and I know this because I can do it. 

Chuck Noris can the the exact velocity and location of a subatomic partial AT THE SAME TIME!

/Heisenberg uncertainty rule ftw!
//wow, I'm a nerd.

Chuck Norris is Awesome,

Hippos farts through their mouth.

You serious?!!
ahaha man i would love to see that!. show us a picture!
 i wanna see how long you can go.

I think it is impossible to lick your elbow