OMG! This is a story of Biblical proportion. It reminds me of Peter's denial of Jesus in the Passion.
Gaf Guy: Do you know VGChartz?
DMiesterJ : VGChartz... uh.. no never heard of it.
Other Gaf guy: I'm pretty sure I saw your name on VGC?
DMiesterJ: No that's someone else, I assure you.
Yet another Gaf guy: What gaming sites do you go to?
DMiesterJ: Uh... IGN, GAF, Kotaku
The rooster crows!
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