MEGATON!

The hardware nintendo will announce is :

 A BRAND NEW GUN PERIPHERAL FOR RE4 WII EDITION:

HIGH PRECISION!

See? The Ganados will die instantly!

Its definately a VHS enabled Wii, with plans on releasing one that can play cassettes and Atraks.

Everyone is going to get their hopes up, and then its going to be the microphone addon needed to do the karaoke in Boogie from EA.

Everyone needs to calm down.

Wiimote controlled walking 12 inch penis

Its going to be a Lightsaber wiimote....only a few will infact be real lightsabers...but can also function as a wiimote...

 Na there isnt a wii mic in the controller, i broke 1 of my controllers so i opened it up. Couldnt see a mic in there :S

There was found a chip in the Wiimote, that translate analogous signals (audio) into digital signals. How you broke your remote? I thought it's very durable.

This sounds very posssible:

http://www.gamesradar.com/us/wii/game/news/article.jsp?sectionId=1006&articleId=2007060412386250099&releaseId=20060308165433320026

Im going to say,
1. Wireless headset for online play
2. DVD chanel (all the Wii needs is the copyrighted codec)
3. Wii and DS conectivity (to play all your VC games on your DS)

 Thats true I forgot about them adding the harddrive for the XBLA type games and demos. And we already know they have devs making games for their download only service. Good chance its a harddrive plus added support for SD card storage.

Whats going to be awesome though is if their harddrive addon for the wii is shaped the same way as your Wii stand (that you sit your Wii in upright) That would be a fantastic way to add a HD to the system without some attachment that takes up more space than it should. 

  Heres an example of the stand.