You see, it was the apes from the documentary Planet of the Apes that hunted and killed the dinosaurs with their guns 5,000 years ago. Then the apes were wiped out in Noah's flood since as they weren't technically animals they weren't allowed on the ark, allowing humanity to take over the Earth. In the last 1,000 years some people began discovering some of the ancient guns the apes left behind and reverse-engineering them, leading to all the guns we have today. So everything our civilization has achieved we really owe to the apes of 5,000 years ago, including the English language which was the language of the apes, though we did start to outdo them when we invented the machine gun. The real reason scientists haven't cloned any dinosaurs is not that their DNA is too old to have not degraded, but because the apes are well-known to have been much more peaceful than humans, so if they hunted the dinosaurs to extinction they must have had a really good reason for doing so.

This is a joke, in case anyone thought I was serious.

I stopped at don't be brainwashed.....with the intent of brainwashing me, fascinating....

Anytime. All hail the flying spaghetti monster.

Now seems like the perfect time to practice that sarcastic typing younger people have been trying to teach me.
Ahem.

DiNoSAurS.

The dinosaurs and unicorns were doing naughty stuff with each other on the Ark, so Noah pitched 'em overboard. "Not on my boat."

They have found like 32+ adult T-rex.... and I'm pretty sure they have like a full skeleton of one.

This is the Sue skeleton:

"At 90 percent complete,...."

They have 90% of it, with org. bones, in this one.

These old bible creation myths and fevored dreams... are nuts.

Okay... at this point, I slowly realise you must be trolling. (I didnt bother watching the video, because it sounded to silly to bother with)

"ancient rifles" and humans shooting, dinosours (that went extinct before people were even around).

This is me.... *sighs*

Still a cool skeleton worth sharing.

Wtf